I probably wrote out 10 things last night. I really - seriously - probably - tried to post it. I honestly thought that it went out onto the tubes. But it didn’t.

I don’t even have a copy of my list . . . 

So here is my shot at trying to re-make my list.

1. I’ve been seeing either a lot of skunks lately - or - one skunk a whole lot.
2. I woke up on Tuesday with a band-aid on my arm and couldn’t remember where it came from.
3. There was an elephant nabbing in my house this week.
4. Don’t let your dogs eat leaves. It doesn’t end well.
5. Legal papers give headaches.
6. I found the band-aid on my arm again. It was Thursday. 
7. The world snowed on me. I didn’t like it.

(hey . . . 8 out of 10 isn’t all that bad - right?!)

I made the bold move to go to White Castle tonight for some food things.

Well - imagine my level of terror when a verbal altercation started between the man that came in asking if he could use the bathroom and the guy behind the counter - who wouldn’t let the guy use the bathroom without buying something first.

Where does the terror come in?

Well - the terror reared it’s ugly head when the bathroom guy started to leave the restaurant. About halfway to the door, he stopped and - while muttering to himself - he just started peeing on the trashcan . . .

There were 18 people in the restaurant and only one person had any reaction other than to stare at their feet and pretend that the world was a normal place. That one person was this gigantic guy - who was squeezed into a booth - who just kept yelling “DAMN!” over and over.

Even though my stomach had left me - I had already paid for the food. So - when my number was called - I grabbed my morsels and quickly skirted past the defiled area.

I’m pretty positive that I won’t be crossing the pee grounds to the pee drawbridge to go over the pee moat to enter the pee castle again for quite some time.

I mean seriously . . .