So - lately - I have noticed something annoying. I seem to like to sleep on my side - I am one of those side sleepers. But everytime that I try to go to sleep on my side - my head is all like “hooray!” and my knees are all more like “boooooooo.” So then I end up going to sleep on my back.

It is totally the most annoying thing in the whole “trying to go to sleep” world - and yes - I know that I said that before - But I wanted to let you know how serious I am - because - seriously - all I want to do is go to sleep and get good sleep . . . on my side.

On my side - so that I have a good line of site at the closet and the door - in case the scaries try to burst into the room - or whatever . . .

So - I guess I am curious should I just chop my knees off - and then settle into a nice nap - or will my ghost knees just come back to keep wrecking my slumber?!

Tags: Stuff I Ate

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