A Terrifying Story (about a doughnut)

So last night I was out and about - usually whenever I leave the house I tend to go “out and about” - or if I am feeling particularly Canadian then I may sometimes also go “oot and aboot” - but that is besides the point - so let’s ignore all of that and get back to that that that there point.
It was around a quarter after ten in the evening when I found myself at one of the local “doughnutaterias” - what a treat it is to watch the big machine make the little doughnuts - but more on that some other day - for right now one important thing to point out is that I noticed that the doughnuts seemed to be a bit “cakey” on the line (or maybe a tad overcooked?!) - they just looked a bit off . . .
Anyway - I ended up with a plain doughnut with chocolate frosting and multi-colored sprinkles and a “quick-slam” jug of milk - or something like that. Once in the car - I pulled out the doughnut and started to eat it - and that was when it hit me . . .
As much as I would love to think that there was something intrinsically weird or wrong with my “cakey” doughnut . . . I had to ask the question - am I past the point of doughnut goodness?? And don’t get me wrong about it being too “sweet” or anything - I drank 1 1/2 gallons of serious sweet tea yesterday - but maybe it was too sweet or something . . . Is this just a bump in the road - or something more final?
Tonight - I think that I’ll take a bath in simple syrup to find out - or maybe the dog will . . . maybe - just maybe . . .





April 29th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Raaaahr!!! You are mine!
May 17th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
Don’t say it’s so. you think you’re done with doughnuts? Is that what i’m hearing? how often do you eat them? they are glorious and blessed. like a baby or a rainbow or a baby sliding down a rainbow into jesus’ hands.
January 23rd, 2007 at 2:26 pm
arrrrrggggggghhhhhh i love doughnuts